(Verse 1)
G             Bm
I wrote her a love song
Em                      C
The kind that makes you cry
            G
Well it was soft and sweet
     Bm               Em     D       C
Like Faithfully meets Wonderful Tonight
        Em
But she never got to hear it
 G                Db
'Cause she told me goodbye
     Am                   C
So I decided to take that love song
            D
And rewrite it


(Chorus)
          G
This is a new song
        D
A screw you song
          Em
A you can go to hell
                 Bm     C
Take your new boyfriend too song
           G
And it's a loud song
             D
A honky tonk crowd song
        Em
It's a you don't like when I drink
               C
So I'm getting plowed song
          G
Oh it's a glad you're gone hope you don't come back
D
Everybody sing along raise your glass
         C                 D           G
And help me to tell her to kiss my ass song


(Instrumental)
 G D Em C x2

(Bridge)
           C                 D               G
I wouldn't let you in if you showed up at my place
C                    D                    G
Said you wanted just one more roll in the hay
C             D
Okay that's a lie
             G       D      Em
'Cause after all I'm sill a guy
     Am                    D        Bm D
That probably won't happen anyway


(Chorus)
                 G
So I'm singin' a new song
        D
A screw you song
          Em
A you can go to hell
          Bm            C
Take your new boyfriend too song
           G
And it's a loud song
             D
A honky tonk crowd song
       Em
It's a you don't like when I drink
       G       C
So I'm getting plowed song
          G
Oh it's a glad you're gone hope you don't come back
D
Everybody sing along raise your glass
         C                 D       Bm  G       C
And help me to tell her to kiss my ass song


(Outro)
           G
Hey it's a glad you're gone

Baby who needs you
         D
Hope you don't come back

And if you do
           C                  D                 G
I hope I'm laying there naked with somebody new song