The Hot Dog Song
Arrogant Worms
Key: C

C      F        C       
Everybody loves hot dogs
F    G     C      
Even pasty Hippies
           F       G      C       Am  
'Cause its hard to beat a tube of meat
    F              G      
But now a question hits me

C               F    C     
What the hell's in a hotdog
  F         G      C 
I shouldn't ask maybe
       F       G        C  Am 
'Cause I don't know any animal
     F               G  
that grows cylindrically

Chorus:
   F      G         C C/B Am     
So have a hotdog on me my friends
     F           G      C    C/B Am  
It's made out of animal odds and ends
F      G         C C/B Am     
Have a hotdog on me my friends
         F        G        C   
It's the particle board of meat

Its good to reuse and recycle
The unpopular pieces of meat
That are quite gross 
Yet after they're proccesed
Are such a delicious treat

That the children eat them 'til they're queasy
Because they love the taste 
of Sodium Phosphate and Erythorbate,
Soy Protein and Sodium Nitrate

Repeat Chorus

F          G   C C/B Am
May or may not contain
F                              
Chicken and/or Pork and/or Meat

   F      G         C C/B Am     
So have a hotdog on me my friends
     F               G              C    C/B  Am 
Dont think 'bout the parts from the pigs rear end
F      G         C C/B Am     
Have a hotdog on me my friends
         F        G    
It's the particle board
    F        G    
The particle board
    F        G        C    
The board particle of meat.