IF YOU LOVE ME(YOU’LL SLEEP IN THE WET SPOT)
ASLYLUM STREET SPANKERS


INTRO:   D A D

D                                              D7
Darlin, you say you love me, But there so many things 
          G                        D
you could do to prove that love to me.

You kiss me, and you hold me, bring me flowers all the time
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But that’s not enough to satisfy my needs

       G                            D
If you love me, you’ll sleep on the wet spot.
             A                       D
You’d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.
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You’d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.
               A                       D
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.


D                                                             D7
No you can’t watch Jerry Springer, cause my dadgum wrastlin’s on
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Now keep that baby just as quiet as a mouse
                                                       
And get your booty in that kitchen, and fry me up
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some pork chops and eggs, like they do at waffle house.


       G                            D
If you love me, you’ll sleep on the wet spot.
             A                       D
You’d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.
                   G                          D 
You’d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.
               A                       D
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.

G
Quit your snorin, it’s so borin,
 
and I’m freezin, cause your teasin me
     D
with just the corner of the covers,

I could smother your face,
         Bm
with the pillow, billowin’ the sheets
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when you roll on the dog and he lets one, loose.


       G                            D
If you love me, you’ll sleep on the wet spot.
             A                       D
You’d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.
                   G                          D 
You’d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.
               A                       D
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
               A                       D
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
   A            D
Or sleep on the floor