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Biker Joe Warren - I Wanna Be A Gynecologist (Chord)
Submitter: axehappy (115) on 4/23/03 2 comments
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Biker Joe Warren - I Wanna Be A Gynecologist

By axehappy  -  axehappy at countrytabs.com


Play this with a capo on 2nd fret.
All chord names and shapes are relative to position of capo.
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E
INTRO


       E              
Well I talk to my son until I'm blue in the face,
       A                   Aadd9
He's a rock n' roll bum, a family disgrace.
   E
He lays around the house, smokes dope and masturbates,
        A            B7          E
Tell me son, what do you want to be?


            E
Well your a worthless young s*** as i've ever seen,
                 A                        Aadd9
You know there's much more to life then a c*** magazine.
     E
I'll send you to college, you can earn your degree,
        A           B7          E   A  E
Tell me son what do you want to be?

 
       A              E               A           E
Dad, I wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy.
A                              E
KY jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight,
A            B7           E
Seems like a good job for me.


       E
Well I spoke to my wife, I said what can be done,
          A                  Aadd9
With this highly offensive excuse for a son?
   E 
He sits at the table, and he belches and he farts,
        A                            B7            E
Then he drinks till he pukes, and he sleeps in his barf.


       E
I went up to his room, didn't bother to knock,
        A                                    Aadd9
I said 'Son we gotta have a talk, but please put away your cock.'
         E
You're a livin' breathin' insult to society,
        A           B7          E
Tell me son what do you want to be?


       A              E               A           E
Dad, I wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy.
A                              E
KY jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight,
A            B7           E
Seems like a good job for me.


           E
Well I was proud of my son, he had earned his degree,
       A                  
He's a geniune doctor of gynecology.
            E
He's got an office and a nurse and patients galore,
          A       B7       E   
Who could ask for anything more?


       E
Dad, I ain't got a damn thing to be thankful for,
      A                             
I got sixteen old ladies lined up outside the door.
     E      
They all smell like tuna fish, and they s*** on the floor,
            A             B7          E 
To tell the truth, IT'S A BIG F***IN' BORE!


        A              E               A           E
I don't wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy.
A                             E      
KY jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight,
        A             B7            E
It aint all that it's cracked up to be.
        A              E               A           E
I don't wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy.
A                             E
KY jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight,
        A             B7            A    E
It aint all that it's cracked up to be.

 
 Comments (click here to add a non-facebook comment)
Biker Joe was a friend of mine. Nice to see his work lives on.
-Nitrosw7 | 10/20/2003
by the way. the song is in G, but with the guitar tuned down a half step.
-Nitrosw7 | 11/18/2003
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