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Bob Rivers - White Trash Christmas (Chord)
Submitter: lmofle (426) on 12/23/02
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White Trash Christmas
By Bob Rivers
G                 C           D          D Db C
I’m dreamin’ of a white trash Christmas
C         D               G    D  
We’ll decorate the mobile home
            G        G7          C           Cm
There’ll be cousin’s kissin’ and front teeth missin’
            G            D             G 
And you’ll hear grandpa peein’ in the snow

I’m dreamin’ of a white trash Christmas
No Christmas card from my ex-wife
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And we’ll all be playin’ poker Christmas nightstyle='font-size:1px;color:#ffffff;'>
“Ladies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica!”
“Lets pick out a few presents now”

We’re going to celebrate another white trash Christmas
With Mad Dog wine and Miller Light
And when our hound dog is howlin’ through the night
He says may all your Christmas’ be white

“Oh, ah, pay no attention to that “all trespassers will be shot” sign
“That don’t apply to you Santa, Nice rack on Blitzen though”
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