Camel Toe
The Bob and Tom Band

PLAY IN THE TUNE OF 
THE BEACH BOYS "KOKOMO"


                   C   Em
You're a beautiful girl
G                      F     Fm
and your pants are on so tight
              C              
that when you stand just right
      Dm        G
I can see it all
                     
When you're on the beach
and your bikini's soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette
as I look down below
I see your cameltoe

(Chorus)
C                             F   
Your biscuit, your beavage, i see your cooter clevage
C                             F
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain't hidden nothin,
C                             F
Your coochie, your flapper, your showin off your snapper,
F                     Fm                         C
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show
Am              F         G
Looks like a big taco,   I see your camel toe
C
(Merci, madamme, voila la bearded clam)

I could really go
for a sideways sloppy joe
or a tuna casserole
baby don't you know

I never thought I'd see
so much of your anatomy
Your jeans are so tight
I'm learning gynecology
I see your cameltoe

(Chorus 2 (different))
Your labia your vulva ooh you know I love ya
Urethra Vagina Nothin would be finer
Its furry Its fluffy Lookin kinda buffy
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco,
I see your camel toe
(Merci, madamme, voila la bearded clam)

(Chorus)
Your biscuit, your beavage, i see your cooter clevage
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain't hidden nothin,
Your coochie, your flapper, your showin off your snapper,
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco,
I see your camel toe