I'm pretty sure this is correct
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It's a lot easier playing this song with barre
chords. at least that's how I play it.
You can still play it without

(verse 1)

B                  E
I can make anybody pretty
B                          E
I can make you believe any lie
      B               B/A#       G#m      B          F#
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
     B                              E
well I've been known to cause a few breakups
    B                              E
And I've been known to cause a few births
      B            B/A#    G#m           B          F#     
I can make you new friends,   or get you fired from work

(chorus)
              B             E
And since the day I left Milwaukee
B                       E
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
     B          B/A# G#m         B
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
Db                       F#
and helpin' white people dance
  B                     E
I got you in trouble in high school
    B                      E
But college now that was a ball
        E           E/D#              D       D/C#        F#
you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
(play intro) (play intro)
Alcoho----l, Alcoho----l

(2nd verse)
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two 
that I can make you put that lampshade on your head

(chorus 2)
Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times you'll never rememer with me
Alcoho-----l

(chorus 1)