Don't Drink The Water
Written by Brad Paisley & Tim Owens
Recorded by Brad Paisley ft. Blake Shelton

Intro.:   | (G) | (D) | (G) | (C) | (G) | (C) | (D) | (G) |

(G) Empty house, (D) empty rooms, (G) empty bottle of Pa-(C)tron
I (G)need to go out, but (D)not around here, there ain't (Em)nowhere we haven't gone (C)
(G) There's this travel agent (D) that I know who says (G) Cozumel's real (C) nice
And so he (G) got me a deal on a (D)flight and a room and a (Em)little bit of free ad-(C)vice (D)

(Chorus)
(G) Don't drink the (C)water, (G) I told him that's o-(C)kay
I ain't (G) going down (C) to Mexico (D) to drink the water (G)anyway

Inst.:  | (G) | (C) | (D) | (G) |

(G) Blake ain't you been (D)there, yeah
(Blake) (G)I've been there a time or (C)two
They got some (G)sweet senoritas that are (D)more than glad to meet you
But I'm (Em)tellin' you, boy, that what-(C)ever you do

(Chorus)
(G) Don't drink the (C)water, (G) okay o-(C)kay
I ain't (G) going down (C) to Mexico (D) to drink the water (G)anyway
(G) Corona or Te-(C)cate or (G)my old friend Jo-(C)se
I ain't (G) going down (C) to Mexico (D) to drink the water (G)anyway

(Em)On this trip any-(A)thing I sip (C)better have a kick and a (G)burn
(Em)Strong enough to get you (B)off my mind, (C)little by little and a (D)little grub of worm

Inst.:   | (G) | (C) | (G) | (C) | (G) | (C) | (D) | (G) | x 2

(Chorus)
(G) Don't drink the (C)water, (G) that's what they (C)say
I ain't (G) going down (C) to Mexico (D) to drink the water (G)anyway
(G) No one I know goes (C) to Mexico (D) to drink the water anyway

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