selfie#theinternetisforever
Brad Paisley
Album: Love And War
Submitted by: Christopher R.
1/19/2022

(Cold Start / No Intro)

(D) Let's all sing together
The (A) Internet is forever
Here we (D) go!
The (A) Internet is forever (D) (A)

Your grand(D)mother's in an open casket
(A) You're in a suit and shades
You take your (Bm) iPhone out and you snap it (A)
(G) Hashtag sad day
You ought to be ash(D)amed

(D) Posing in the bathroom mirror
In a (A) a skimpy little two piece
In the (Bm) background there's a toddler (A)
(G) Crying on the toilet seat
You ought to be ash(D)amed

   Of your (A) selfie
   Now (Bm) why you gotta go and (A) tweet it
   When you (G) really oughta just delete it
   Now (D) we all wanna unsee it, but we (A) can't
   You ought to be ash(D)amed - but you're not

(D) Spring breakin' in Daytona
In the (A) middle of a keg stand
It's (Bm) all fun and games 'til your daddy (A)
(G) Follows you on Instagram
You ought to be ash(D)amed 

(Guitar Solo)

   You ought to (Bm) take that stick
   And (A) break it in half
   (G) Show a little sense
   Show a little class
   You (D) took it off your face
   But you know you're really showing your (A) ass

Go on and (D) take one at the Grand Canyon
Or if you (A) get to meet Ringo Starr
But if you're (Bm) texting some girl you just met (A)
(G) Pictures of your little Brett Favre
You ought to be ash(D)amed

Of your (A) selfie
(D) You ought to be ashamed

(D) Let's all sing together
The (A) Internet is forever

(D) Come on, you ought to know better
The (A) Internet is forever

(D) Making out with your professor
The (A) Internet is forever

(D) Naked with an Irish Setter
The (A) Internet is forever

(D) Smoking in your 3rd trimester
The (A) Internet is forever

He (D) said his name was Heather
The (A) Internet is forever

Can that (D) t-shirt get any wetter
The (A) Internet is forever

(D) Where the hell did you get that sweater
The (A) Internet is forever

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