COPENHAGEN JUNKIE
by Chris LeDoux

           F#
Well I've never been afraid of much
       B
And I never thought I'd need a crutch
    F#
To help me with the trials of this life
           F#
But there's one thing I can't do without
         B
And Copenhagens what I'm talkin' about
       F#                 C#                   F#
And I love it nearly as much as I love my wife

Now when I first started chewin'
I didn't know what I was doin'
And I liked the wat it helped me to relax
And a big ole chew tastes mighty good
Just the way I know Copenhagen should
But when it's gone I'm a slobbering maniac

CHORUS
F#7      B
I'm a Copenhagen junkie
        F#                            G#
There's a big ole hairy monkey on my back
                         C#
And he just won't let me be
           F#
Cause when I run out of chewin'
          G#
I know I'm on the road to ruin
         B            C#7          F#
Yes that Copenhagens got a hold on me

I can go without a lot of things
Like sweet potatoes and butter beans
And I know it wouldn't bother me at all
I can go without coffee for a couple of days
But if you take me snoots away
I'll be climbin' like a spider up the wall

CHORUS

Well I even tried to quit one time
My knees got weak, I sorta went blind
And my mellow disposition headed south
I started eatin' like a big fat hog
Got wild and mean like a rabid dog
And started frothin' and a foamin' at the mouth

CHORUS

SPOKEN - "Can I help you, Sir?"  "Ah yeah, you got any Copenhagen?"
         "No sir, I'm afraid we're all out"  "OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"

CHORUS

SPOKEN - "Ahhh, Copenhagen...  Makes me feel so good...  
          But when it's gone boys....  I feelin' exactly the way I should..."