It's A Great Day To Be A Guy - Cledus T. Judd
(parody of "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt)
Album: Cledus Envy


**Capo 2 for album key or see below for easier chords**


          E                   A    E
I got my socks dryin' in the microwave
B                       C#m      A
Hair on my back I don't plan to shave
           E          B              C#m     A  
I got the house to myself while the wife's away
B        A           E
I'll be rockin' all night
         E                     A        E  
Yeah I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew
B                           C#m     A
Lounge in my boxer's like I used to do
E               B     C#m          A
There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube
   B        A            E
No I'll be watchin' the fight


Chorus 1:
             B          C#m
Well it's a great day to be a guy
        F#m          G#m       A       B
Playin cards with my buddies until sunrise
            B                     C#m
You know I never thought that my neighbor would
    F#m       G#m               A          B   
Be sunbathing topless Lord she sure looks good

E  A  E  B  A  E


Verse 2:
I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake
Played 18 holes with my best friend Jake
Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake
Ooh, well that wasn't too bright
Now I look in the fridge what do I see
Last night's pizza staring back at me
Pepperoni and anchovies
What a beautiful site

Chorus 2:
Well it's a great day to be a guy
Buck naked in my lawnchair swattin' at flies
Got some hotdogs on the charcoal grill
I don't wanna burn my weiners but I probably will


C#m           E                     A
That fried bologna, that cheese macaroni
E      F#m   G#m  A  B  C#m
Tasted good this afternoon
C#m          E                     A
But now I'm passing, some serious gas and
         E                F#  F#7     E (to instrumental)
I might have to leave the ro---om, peeyewww


E  A  E  B  A  E (x2)

        E                A       E
Well I might go get me a new hairdo
B                          C#m     A
Spend a couple hours at a tanning booth
E          B        C#m         A
Might even get me a gold front tooth

Chorus 3:
And it's a great day to be a guy
But when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide
I'll be hungover but looking good
From a week of reliving my bachelorhood

Chorus 4:
It's a great day to be a guy
But another week of this and I'd probably die
I tend to party harder than I should
When my wife's not here to make me be good


E  A  E  B  A  E (repeat to fade)




Cledus recorded this in this key but if you want to play with
easier chords use Travis Tritt's key (G) and play these chords 
(with no capo) in place of the ones listed:

E --> G
A     C
B     D
C#m   Em
F#m   Am
G#m   Bm
F#    A
F#7   A7