Coconut Pete (Bill Paxton)
"Naughty Cal"
From the Movie "Club Dread"
Tabbed by Dan Pera


Capo 2

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Naughty Cal, Bongo, and Tokie were tired of livin’ on land 

So the three amigos took an undersea trip, 
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and never were seen again

It started out alright and made it a couple of miles ‘til the they 
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spotted a waterin’ hole

They had their wits about them until they were served a bottomless 
         D
scorpion bowl


Chorus:

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Naughty Cal and his pals ridin’ the waves for somewhere
E                    G                        D
High on the blow and blew all their dough and ended up nowhere


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Tokie said, “Hey, I’ve got an idea, that is if you’re not yellow.”
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Across the street, something sweet, an underwater bordello
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Tokie took ‘em to the Seahorse W***ehouse for a little spin
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Bongo chose himself a pretty prawn, Cal preferred a dolphin
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Bongo the stoned crab got high as a kite, fell and cracked his shell

Tokie was lost in a maze all night because he screwed away his sense of 
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smell


Chorus:

E                        G                    D
Naughty Cal and his pals ridin’ the waves for somewhere
E                    G                        D
High on the blow and blew all their dough and ended up nowhere
E                   G                     D
La la la la, la-la la la la la, la-la la-la la
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La la la la, la-la la la la la, la-la la-la la



They pulled their s**t together, 
cleaned themselves all up, 
and they set out on their way
They heard some talk about a buried treasure, 
down at Mango Bay
But the big bad orca, and the scary octopus 
were guarding the river bed
Before ya knew it, the fun was over, 
because Bongo and Tokie were dead!

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I guess it seems like everybody’s lookin’ 
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to find their own paradise

But it ain’t here on earth, it’s up there in heaven, 

cuz one day, we’re all gonna die…..

La la la la, la-La . . . . .