Honkiest, Tonkiest Beer Joint In Town
By Dale Watson
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
rmofle at satx.rr.com
8/6/2004


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It’s been here for near on 30 years
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Wish I had a dime for every time somebody cried a tear in their beer
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Or a penny for every smile that Ginny gave out
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At the honkiest, tonkiest beer in town


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45’s are on the jukebox, some old, some new
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They say “Hello there, pull up a chair, what can I get for you”
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Well that’s just one talk to help you feel at home when you come ‘round
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The honkiest, tonkiest beer joint in town


Steel

Key change to D  (D, G, A)

If you’re out on that side of town
You want to shoot some pool or just shoot a cool one down
Rose’s pickled eggs and sausage are by the pound
At the honkiest, tonkiest beer joint in town

Chorus