David Allan Coe – Granny’s Off Her Rocker

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Grandma she just sits there in that rocking chair all day
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They say she lost the will to live when grandpa pasted away
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Then a young man selling pots and pans came knocking at her door
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Granny don’t waste precious time rocking anymore.

Chorus:
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Granny’s Off Her Rocker and the family is upset
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She took her life savings and bought a red corvette
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There’s talk of putting her away, her new lifestyles a shocker
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Since she met this man they’re sayin’, Granny’s Off Her Rocker.

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Granny’s Off Her Rocker and she’s havin’ herself a ball
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She’s dancin’ now and drinkin’ wine and that surprised us all
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She never used to say a word, now she’s quite a talker
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She told her family where to go, and they thinks she’s Off Her Rocker.

Chorus:
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Her license plate says “Eat My Dust”, she’s drinkin’ Hiram Walker
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There ain’t no doubt in no one’s mind, Granny’s Off Her Rocker.

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