David Allan Coe
Whips And Things

“We’re gonna do this song for Useless.”
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Oh, I was into Whips And Things, she was into pain
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And I would beat her black and blue, when she’d call me names
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Chained her to the basement pole, where she went insane
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And I was into Whips And Things, she was into pain.

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Oh, Finger F**kin’ Sally, worked at Kelly’s Bar
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She showed me her titties, right in Murphy’s car
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She was the first lady, let me go that far
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Finger F**kin’ Sally, down at Kelly’s Bar.

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And P***y Eatin’ Pamela, when to Elite High
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Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die
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Eatin’ Susan’s p***y, lick that sucker dry
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P***y Eatin’ Pamela, when to Elite High.

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Oh, Suck ‘em Silly Shirley, came out after dark
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She would give us headjobs, in Sentinel Park
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All the girls would snub her, says she was a nark
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Suck ‘em Silly Shirley, from Sentinel Park.

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Yes, Good Old Bloody Mary’s, on the rag again
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P***y Eatin’ Pamela’s, got blood on her chin
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Suck ‘em Silly Shirley, got caught after dark
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Finger f**kin’ Sally, in Sentinel Park.

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Now, P***y Eatin’ Pamela, in the county jail
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Suck ‘em Silly Shirley, left town on a rail
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They sent Bloody Mary, to the pen for life 
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^And^, Finger F**kin’ Sally, she became my wife. And

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