Drunk On A Plane
Written by Dierks Bentley, Chris Tompkins & Josh Kear
Recorded by Dierks Bentley

(Capo on 3)

Intro.:  |(G) |(C) | x 2

(G) I took two weeks vacation (C)for the honeymoon
(G) A couple tickets all in-(C)clusive down in Cancun
(Em) I couldn't get my money (D)back so I'm in seat 7-(C)A
(D) I'm getting drunk on a plane

(G) I bet the (Em)fella on the (C)aisle thought I was crazy
(G) 'Cause I taped your (Em)picture to the (C)seatback right beside me
(Em) Now I've got empty mini (D)bottles fillin' both our (C)trays
(D) I'm getting drunk on a plane

(Chorus)
(G)Buyin' drinks for everybody, (C)but the pilot, it's a party
(Em)Got this 737 (C)rocking like a G-(D)6
(G)Stewardess is somethin' sexy, (C)leanin', pourin' Coke and whiskey
(Em)Told her about my condition, (C)got a little mile-high flight at-(D)tention
(G) It's Mardi (Em)Gras up in the (C)clouds
I'm up so (D)high, I may never come (G)down
I'll try any-(Em)thing to drown out the (C)pain
They all know (D)why --- I'm getting drunk on a (G)plane

Solo:  / |(C) |(G) |(C) |

(G) We had this date marked on the (C)calendar forever
(G) We'd take that new wed limo (C)airport ride together
(Em) I feel like a plastic groom a-(D)lone there at the top of the (C)cake
So hey, (D) I'm getting drunk on a plane

Repeat Chorus

Solo:  |(Em) |(C) |(G) |(D) |(Em) |(C) |(G) |(D) |(G/B) |

(G) On my way home I'll bump this (C)seat right up to first class
(G) So I can drink that cheap cham-(C)pagne out of a real glass
(Em) And when we land I'll call her (D)up and tell her kiss my (C)ass
'Cause hey, (D) I'm drunk on a plane

Repeat Chorus

(C) I'm getting drunk on a (G)plane
(C) I might be passed (G)out (C) in the baggage (G)claim
But right (C)now, I'm drunk on a plane -----