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G                        
Gonna build me a bar, in the back of my car
                    D
And drive myself to drinkin

To many beers has me grinding gears
            G
In my 67' lincoln.

Did I mention I think I'm inchin
                  D
Slowly toward extinction

Gonna build a bar, in the back of my car
                      G
And drive myself to drinkin.

Verse1:
C           
She said if I lost my job again
 G
She'd walk right out that door
C    
well there she goes and hell who knows
 D
Ain't like it hadn't happen before......


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Verse 2:

you know it ain't easy being me

Being loaded is a hell of a load

But I got my gin and whole bunch of friends

To help me get down the road

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Talk:
Now I don't want you to think I'm for drinking and driving ladies and gentleman

Cause I'm not

Though I do drink, I do drive, I try not to do both at the same time

Especially when you talkin on a cell phone, trying to change CD player

Eat a McDonalds hamburger And pay for the **** all at the same time. 
 Lot of work

So heres another verse to show that I'm not for drinking driving goes like this



Verse 3:

I know I shouldn't drink and drive,

But that woman put me through hell

Drove off in a ditch, thinking bout that b***h

NOw there hollin my butt to jail

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