George Jones Talkin' Cell Phone Blues
P. Hood
Album: The Fine Print: A Collection of Oddities & Rarities


INTRO: F  Bb  F  Bb

         F
You were talkin' on that cell phone
                              Bb
Drivin' your Mercedes way too fast
         F
All of a sudden there was just dial tone
                           Bb
You hit the pylon's on the overpass
               C
And your whole life passed before you
                               Bb
From the old days in the honky-tonks
        C                                     Bb
To that last shot of vodka, all them miles in between


CHORUS:
       Gm     Bb                C           F
George Jones, better leave that cell phone alone
         Bb             C               Dm
Don't be talkin' as you try to get back home
       Bb                        Gm
If you don't change your ways my friend
          Bb                 C      F
You'll be singin' duets with Tammy again


INTRO


Foot down heavy on the pedal
Talkin' to your daughter in the car
Next sound you hear was twisted metal
Another dead genius country star
Better get your s**t together
Everything's been torn in two
Good thing your liver's made of leather, 'cause we'd all be mournin' the likes of you


CHORUS


SOLO


BRIDGE:
      Dm              C
And I heard it on the news
   Bb             C            F
He almost stopped loving her today
       Bb              
Better stay on that riding lawn mower
                                         C
If you're gonna keep on carryin' on that way

       Gm     Bb                C          F
George Jones, better leave that cell phone alone
         Bb             C               Dm
Don't be talkin' as you try to get back home
       Bb                        Gm             F
If you don't change your ways my friend, George Jones