Show Me the Money (Or I'll Show You the Door)
Eleven Hundred Springs



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Capo 4th Fret


         E7
I've got holes in my wall, I got a leak in my roof
E7
I got a great, big stack of bills if you really need some proof 
Bm7
That the times are tough and it's givin' me the blues
 	    E7
But stick around a little more for a little more bad news

      E7
Got a woman on the line that's gettin' ready to hang up
E7
Says she's tried to live on love and she's had just about enough
Bm7
Says she's ready for the good life and all that fancy stuff
 	  	 E 	  	       D 	  	   	  C 	        Bm7
Well can't you hear her shout and I'm down and out and I really got it rough

 	  	  	   Am7 	  	  	      E7
You've got to show me the money or I'll show you the door
E7 	  	  	  	  F# 	  	         Bm7
She says if you're joking honey, it just ain't funny anymore
 	  	   Am7 	  	  	      E7
And if I sink any lower, I'll be down on the floor
 	        Am7   Bm7 	  	   E7
So show me the money or I'll show you the door

Just put my last ten dollars in the tank of my car
But you know any more that just won't take you too far
Especially when you got a woman with her head in the stars
Just thinkin' 'bout it makes me wanna drive myself to the bar

She's got all these girlfriends talkin' right in her ear
Sayin' I'm her biggest problem and they make it crystal clear
And they're messin' with her mind and they're playing to her fears
Just thinkin' 'bout them makes me have to stop and have myself a beer

You've got to show me the money or I'll show you the door
She says if you're joking honey, it just ain't funny anymore
And if I sink any lower, I'll be down on the floor
So show me the money or I'll show you the door
You've got to show me the money or I'll show you the door