Intro: (G) (F) (D)  repeat 

I believe that (D) gas is too damn high 
Ain''t nothin'' more American than Mama''s apple pie 
I believe in (D) love, I believe in peace 
But I don''t believe we''ll ever see it in the Middle East 
I believe the (G) Bible is cold hard fact 
And I believe that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back 
Before she does (D) 

I believe the (D) Sabbath is the day of rest 
The tax man and the devil share the same address 
I believe don''t (D) start if you''re gonna quit 
I believe in keeping your mouth shut, and carry a big stick 
I be(G)lieve dogs are better than cats 
And I believe that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back 
Before she does (D) 

  	  There''s (A) absolutely positively (G) no doubt in my (D) mind (C) (G) 
  	  That (A) O.J. did it - Lee Harvey didn''t 
  	  And (G) she''s really gone this (A) time 

I believe that (D) cold cold beer 
Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere 
I believe hard (D) work really makes the man 
But everyone should wet a line every now and then 
I believe it''s (G) best to pay with cash 
And I believe that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back 
Before she does (D) 

Repeat Chorus 

I believe she (D) was a real good thing 
Can you believe I let a girl like that get away 
I believe (G) she meant it the night she packed 
And said that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back 
Before she (D) does 
Before she does (D)