No Show Jones
Recorded by George Jones

(Capo on 2)

Intro.:  | (D)  | (E)  | (A)  | (A)  |

(Hey, George did you know (A)Waylon and 'ole (D)Willy are the (A)outlaws?)
I didn't know that at all, son
(Did you know (E)Roger is the king of the road?) (A)
Uh-huh, (You got it Possum)

(A) Everyone (D)knows Hank's been in (A)prison (We didn't know that)
(Bm)Dolly's got two big reasons that she's well (E) known (Look out)

(Chorus)
They call me No Show (D) Jones (They call him No Show Jones)
I'm seldom never (A)on (He's seldom never on)
The stage singin' my (D)songs, my whereabouts are un-(E)known
(They call him No Show (A)Jones) They call me No Show Jones

Inst.:  | (D)  | (E)  | (A)  | (A)

(Lo-(A)retta is a (D)coal miner's (A)daughter)
Ah, She's mighty pretty, son
(Johnny (E)wears black and stands all alone) (A)
Hh-huh (You got it)

(A) (Everyone knows (D)Kenny, he's a gam-(A)bler)
Now, I didn't know that at all (Tell 'em 'bout Tammy, George)
(Bm)Tammy had some kinda excuse, she divorced George (E)Jones!

(Chorus)
They call me No Show (D)Jones (They call him No Show Jones)
I'm seldom never (A)on (He's seldom never on)
The stage singin' my (D)songs, my whereabouts are un-(E)known
(They call him No Show (A)Jones) They call me No Show Jones

Inst.:  | (D)  | (E)  | (A)  | (A)

(Chorus)
They call me No Show (D)Jones (They call him No Show Jones)
I'm seldom never (A)on (Uh, On what?)
The stage singin' my (D)songs, my whereabouts are un-(E)known
(They call him No Show (A)Jones) They call me No Show Jones

Outro.:  | (D)  | (D)  | (A)  | (A)  | (D)  | (E)  | (A)  | (A) ---