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Handsome Family - Drunk By Noon (Chord)
Submitter: deereman82 (58) on 1/5/08
Month Views: 433 | Total Views: 6,536
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Handsome Family - Drunk By Noon

A                           G                D
There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy,
A                          G           D
But he lived in a cage the size of his thumb.
A                                 G           D
And, though his white horse was a box of toothpicks,
   A                     G        D
He galloped around until hit by a car. 


Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
Just to remind myself I'll never fly.
Sometimes I burn my arms with cigarettes
Just to pretend I won't scream when I die. 

Chorus

      G                       D
If my life was as long as the moon's, 
     G                      D
I'd still be jealous of the sun. 
       G                   D
If my life lasted only one day, 
    E        G        D
I'd still be drunk by noon.

Whistle verse

Sometimes I can't wait to come down with cancer. 
At least then I'll get to watch TV all day. 
And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers 
Even if all my questions are taken away.

Repeat Chorus 
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