This Ain't Dallas
by Hank Williams, JR.

tabbed by Matellmon


C7    X32310
C     X32010
F     133211
G7    320001
C/Bb  X12010
Am    X02210
Am7   X02010
G/B   X20003
G     320003
Eb    X65343
Db    XX3121
E7/B  X22130
A7    X02020

 
intro: C7 |  |N.C.|C   |

           F                      C 
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
         G7                         C
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY
   C/Bb     F                      C
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
            Am                G7           C
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER


C7  C  G  Am7  G/B  

C  
I WORK EVERYDAY THE SUN COMES UP
F          G     C
FROM EIGHT UNTIL FIVE
                 
I DON'T HAVE A NEW MERCEDES CAR
    F     G       C
OR A CHAUFFEUR TO DRIVE


F                 Eb
MY WIFE AIN'T OUT SHOPPING
         Db           C 
WITH THE COUNTRY CLUB QUEENS
              
CAUSE SHE'S WORKIN IN THE MORNIN' 
E7/B A7   D7           G7      C
UNTIL SHE PICKS UP THE KIDS AT THREE


C          F                      C 
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
         G7                         C
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY
   C/Bb     F                      C
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
            Am                G7           C
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER


NOW, WE ALL LIKE TO WATCH THOSE SHOWS
AND WE ALL LIKE TO DREAM
YEAH, OL' J.R. IS  MAKING DEALS
AND ALEXIS IS MAKIN STEAM

JOAN AND LINDA, VICTORIA AND MORGAN
THEY'RE A SIGHT TO SEE
MY OLD LADY SAID, "I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKIN"
I SAID "NOW HONEY, DON'T YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT IS ON T.V."

C              F                      C
AND THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
             G7                    C
THIS IS MAKIN’ A LIVIN’ DPWN IN TENNESSEE
   C/Bb     F                      C
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
            Am                 G7              C
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THIS THING TOGETHER



C          F                      C 
THIS AIN'T DALLAS, AND THIS AIN'T DYNASTY
         G7                         C
THIS IS A REAL LIVE TWO JOB WORKIN' FAMILY
   C/Bb     F                      C
AND I AIN'T J.R. AND YOU AIN'T SUE ELLEN
            Am                G7           C
WERE JUST A MAN AND WOMEN HOLDING THINGS TOGETHER