Three Day Trip
Recorded by Hank Williams, Jr.
Album: Old School New Rules (2012)

(Capo on 2)

Intro.:  |(G) |(G) |(G) |(D) |(D) |(D) |(D) |(G) |(G)

I took a (G)three day trip with a one day woman, if you know what I'm talkin' a-(D)bout
After 24 hours it was plain to see, this week-end wasn't gonna work out (G)
She and I didn't have one thing in common and her papers weren't comin' a-(C)round
I'm on a (D)three day stay with a no way babe, what the hell am I gonna do now? (G)

Well, (G)Friday night cost me a high dollar dinner, lots of tequila and wine she (D)drown
Now she's messed up, real good and drunk, stumblin' and fallin' (G)down
So, I had to carry her to the room where she instantly passed (C)out
And started (D)snorrin' loud, so I went back down and took a cab to the waffle (G)house (boy, this is fun)

Now (G)Saturday morning along about noon, she calls room service "Bring me some (D)doubles
Hey, meet me in the bar. It's 6 hours till dark and this b***h is havin' speech (G)troubles"
Well, if you fijy dizzy this and wijy wajy that, I though God, please rescue (C)me
Another (D)couple sat down, they ordered around, now's my chance to go (G)free

I'm on a (G)three day trip with a one day woman, if you know what I'm talkin' a-(D)bout
After 24 hours it was plain to see, this week-end really wasn't gonna (G)work out
She and I didn't have one thing in common and her papers weren't coming a-(C)round
I'm on a (D)three day stay with a no way babe, what the hell am I gonna do now?

Inst.:  |(G) |(G) |(G) |(D) |(D) |(D) |(D) |(G) |(G)

So, this (G)dude and my date get really s**tfaced, when his girl grabbed me to (D)dance
Looks like you and me are up the same tree, so, let's start our own ro-(G)mance
Yeah, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun come up in each others' (C)arms
This weekend (D) started bad but we're really glad, 'cause the two we dumped are still in the (G)barn

Inst.:  --- |(G) |(D) |(D)

Don't take a (A)three day trip with a one day woman, better learn what I'm talkin' a-(E)bout
If you're gonna go to the islands don't take a chance, take a babe that you've really get down (A)
So, if you have any friend wanna line you up with a blind date take it from (D)me
Get a (E)girl you know who's cocked and ready to go, forget about harmony

Outro.:  |(A) |(A) |(A) |(E) |(E) |(E) |(A) | x 2

(Spoken on the Outro.)
Mucho bad decision
Vaminos
The senorita is borracho
Oh God, am I the only guy this happens to?

I've never seen her before