THE REDNECK SONG
Recorded by HARDY
Album: the mockingbird & THE CROW (2023)

(No Copo)

(Chorus)                      
(D)Bisquick on the cast iron, (G)dip spit on my (D)collar   
I'm (G)podunk proud and I'll (D)shout it so loud
You can (A)hear it way down in the holler
I'm a (D)redneck, I'm a redneck
I'll (G)carve it in a cottonwood (D)tree 
With my (G)redneck knife, yeah, the (D)redneck life is the (A)only life for (D)me / / / |(D) / /

(Verse 1)
I get (D)clear from a still
I drink (G)beer, eat deer that I (D)kill
A bug (G)zapper's in my window-(D)sill 
To keep the (A)sundown skeeters at bay
I catch (D)cats with a jug    
My truck (G)nuts stay covered in mud (D)
I chew to-(G)bacco like a cow does (D)cud
And I (A)wouldn't have it any other way

(Chorus)                    
'Cause there's (D)bisquick on the cast iron, (G)dip spit on my (D)collar       
I'm (G)podunk proud and I'll (D)shout it so loud
You can (A)hear it way down in the holler
I'm a (D)redneck, I'm a redneck
There's a shot-(G)gun in my shotgun (D)seat
'Cause if it (G)flies, it dies, yeah, the (D)redneck life is the (A)only life for (D)me, yeah / |(D) / / / |

(Verse 2)          
(D)Moon Pie dessert, largemouth wall art     
(G)Earnhardt T-shirt, bought it at the (D)Walmart         
(G)Chickens in the pen, cockle-(D)doodle when the dog bark   
(A)Ain't all kin but we're somewhere in the ballpark 

(Chorus)                      
And there’s (D)bisquick on the cast iron, (G)dip spit on my (D)collar       
I'm (G)podunk proud and I'll (D)shout it so loud
You can (A)hear it way down in the holler
I'm a (D)redneck, I'm a redneck
Bury (G)me in the back for-(D)ty by my (G)redneck wife
'Cause the (D)redneck life is the (A)only life for (D)me, yeah

(Bridge)
(D)Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Dew
(G)Mix it with a trickle of (D)Dickel or two
And (G)when the Mountain Dew and the (D)Dickel's all gone           
We'll (A)all be drunk and we'll sing this song - - -

(Chorus)                       
(D)Bisquick on the cast iron, (G)dip spit on my (D)collar     
I'm (G)podunk proud and I'll (D)shout it so loud
You can (A)hear it way down in the holler
I'm a (D)redneck, I'm a redneck
And to (G)you I might never not (D)be
Just a (G)stereotype but the (D)redneck life is the (A)only life for (D)me - - -

(Outro.)
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