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CHORUS    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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          walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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          You can say theres no such thing as santa
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          but as for me and grandpa we believe

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          She'd been drinking too much egg nog
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          and we warned her not to go
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          but she forgot her medication
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          and she wandered out the door into the snow

       
          When we found her Christmas morning
      
          at the scene of the attack

          there were hoofprints on her forehead

          and incriminating claw marks on her back

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          It's not Christmas without grandma

          all the familys dressed in black

          and we just cant help but wonder

          should we open up her gifts or send them back !

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          Now were all so proud of grandpa

          he's been taking this so well

          see him in there watching football

          drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mel

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          Now the goose is on the table

          and the pudding made of fig

          and the blue and silver candles

          that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig

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          I've warned all my friends and neighbors

          better watch out for your selfs

          they should never give a license

          to a man who dirves a sleigh and plays with elfs !
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