Jamey Johnson - Rules of the Bar


Verse 1:
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Leave your guns out in your truck  
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Come on in and sit down and buck up to the bar 
                  G
And help us sing along  
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We don't shoot no guns in this honky tonk


Verse 2:
Buy the guitar band a beer  
This place aint no place for a Queer, we don't play that s**t around here
Hell we just don't  
No sir we like boy/girl sex in this honky tonk  


Chorus 1:
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And in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back                  
A                                                  D
We got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from Jim to Jack  
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You can smoke a joint in the bathroom hell just be sure you don't get caught  
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Cause we don't pay no bail in this honky tonk 


Verse 3:
And girls feel free to lift up your shirt  
And get on them tables and dance til it hurts  
And I wished you'd hike up a mini-skirt if your wearing a thong 
Cause I don't see no cops in this honky tonk


Chorus 2:
And in this honky tonk we got us a juke box in the back
We got every beer you can think of here and every liquor from Jim to Jack
And You can smoke a bong in the bathroom hell just be sure you don't get caught  
Cause we don't pay no bail in this honky tonk
No we don't pay no bail in this honky tonk
No we don't pay no bail
We just let you rest in jail
So you can come back and raise more hell in this honky tonk