WHAT WOULD WAYLON DO
Joe Diffie
Album: Tougher Than Nails
Submitted by: Christopher R.
05-14-05

Capo 1st Fret

Intro: (E)  (E)  (E)  (E)

Well the (E) door's open at 7
And the crowd is filing through
Somebody dropped my guitar
And I can't find my left boot
There's a (A) genius runnin' monitors
And (E) he ain't got a (A) clue
Well, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

There's (E) blue cheese in the green room
What are we supposed to eat
And the openin' act's a Polka band
And they can't keep a beat
The (A) promoter wants a second show
And he's (E) copped an attit(A)ude
Well, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

  Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights
  Scare the (A) fool out of the soundman
  With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"
  Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
  Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

Now the (A) sheriff's got the drug dogs
Tearin' up our bus
We're (E) just hillbilly singers
I think he's profilin' us
(A) Now he wants an autograph
And a free t-shirt or two
Well, (E) what would Waylon (B) do

  Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights
  Scare the (A) dog out of the soundman
  With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"
  Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
  Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

Now the (E) drummer's just informed us
That we ain't gettin' paid
They'll send a check out Monday
No..the hell you say!
Who would (A) that old outlaw strangle
If he were in our shoes
What (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do

  Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights
  Scare the (A) pants off of the soundman
  With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"
  Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
  Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
  Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
  Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
  Yeah, what (G) would (A) Way(G)more (E) do