Crazy Stupid B***h
By Joel Melton and the Panhandlers
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
rmofle at satx.rr.com
2/26/2005


Capo 2

Intro chords:
D  G  Em  A twice

D                   G            Em     A                  D   G  Em  A
I woke up the other night, had a dream, scared me a little bit
       D                      G                     Em              A                        D   G  Em  A
It was you and you were with another man and he was getting all the special things I used to get
Bm                     G
I woke up and you were there 
         Bm                          G
In bed beside me where you’ve always been
                               A
And you looked up and you said Boy do you still love me like you used to, and I said


Chorus:
       D            G                      Em                        A
If you think that I feel for you the way I felt for you when i first fell for you
              D              G     Em  A
Girl you're a crazy, stupid, b***h. 
       D            G                  Em                      A 
If you think that I want you the way I wanted you when I first wanted you
              D             G       Em  A 
Girl you're a crazy, stupid b***h."
Bm                   G
Wrestle in bed for a while
  Bm                            G
I tickled you and we both had a laugh
           A 
And I said girl do you still love me like you used to, and you said

Chorus 2:
If you think that I feel for you the way I felt for you when I first fell for you
Boy you a crazy, sonofab***h
If you think that I want you the way I wanted you when I first wanted you
Then boy you're a crazy, sonofab***h"


Bridge:
G                 A 
Home is where the heart is
   D             G    Em
As long as we’re both there
                     A
And girl it’s better now than it’s ever been


I got up and went to work like I always do, 30 minutes late or so
You got up and dressed for the day went down to paint and draw down in the studio
I came home and the house was dark
You met me at the door wearin’ just a smile
And I said girl I think you love me like you used to
And you said

Chorus 3
If you think that I feel for you the way I felt for you when I first fell for you
Boy you a crazy, sonofab***h
If you think that I want you the way I wanted you when I first wanted you
Then boy you're a crazy, sonofab***h"
Chased you ‘round our livin’ room
We made love right there on the floor
And you were exhausted and you looked up and said
Boy do you love me like you used to 
I said what I always do

Chorus 1

Tag:
Oh yeah, you’re a crazy stupid b***h
And you know I’m a crazy sonofab***h
And you’re a crazy stupid b***h
And I’m a crazy sonofab***h