Daisy Dukes

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Well, everything was normal 'round the house you know
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'til Grandpa kicked the bucket 'bout a year ago
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At first she moped around all dressed in black
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'til she finally realized he wasn't coming back
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Now she's headed out to Bingo, and Lord it's just wrong
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Cause granny's got her Daisy Dukes on
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Well she pawned her wedding band the very first thing

She got a spray on tan and a belly button ring
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Got her bikini line waxed and her gray hair dyed
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Yeah and a tattoo on her back that said Born to Ride
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The old farts are lining up down at the nursing home
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Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on

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The way she shakes that thing, Lord it just ain't right
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Look at those varicose veins running through that cellulite 
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Well she traded in her granny panties for a leopard skin thong
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Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on……wait there's more

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She was married to the same man 47 years

She never smoked a cigarette or took a taste of beer
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She raised her kids and she cooked and she swept the floor
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Yeah nobody ever thought she wanted anything more
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Just like her bra those days are gone, 
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Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on


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The way she shakes that thing, Lord it just ain't right
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Look at those varicose veins running through that cellulite
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Well she traded in her granny panties for a leopard skin thong……that's just wrong
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Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on……


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I can see her now on the TV in Panama City…Granny's gone wild…..