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John Hartford - Sexual Harassment (Chord)
Album: Walls We Bounce Off Of (1994)
Submitter: bluerabbit10 (97) on 1/10/11
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Sexual Harassment
John Hartford
Walls We Bounce Of Off
Transcribed by:  Verne Garrison
Banjo tuned E, Capo 3, Key of D

   D                 G               D
If I send you flowers and ask you to dine
                                      A
If I tell you how I feel over burgandy wine
           D                   G            D
If I whisper your name in some fake foreign accent
                          A         D
Would that be the same as sexual harassment?

If I try to kiss you, and hold you tight
If I reach over behind you and turn down the light
If I dream about you and me much more than I ort
Would you my dear, take me to court?

If I call you upon the telephone
And I discreetly ask when you will be home
If I went on leaving my hat in your foyer
Reckon should, I hire me a lawyer?

If I fall in love what should I do?
How could I not come on to you
Is this serious, or is it silly
Or should I plan on pleading guilty

If I fall in love, and I'm slap out of luck
This next line has been bleeped from the song
If I ask you to be anything short of my wife
Will I face fourty years--to--life? 
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