BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN
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Oh, arrested on charges over unemployment
He was sitting in the witness stand.
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The judges wife called a district attorney
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She said free that browned eye man
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If you want your job you better free that brown eyed handsome man.
Well, flying across the desert in a TWA,
I saw a woman walkin' in the sand.
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She'd be walking thirty miles en route to Bombay
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To meet a brown eyed handsome man,
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Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man.
Way back in history three thousand years,
In fact ever since the world began,
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There's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears
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Over a brown eyed handsome man,
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A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man.
Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man.
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Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself
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A brown eyed handsome man,
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Just like your daddy was, a brown eyed handsome man.
Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass,
She had the world in the palm of her hand
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She lost both her arms in a wrestling match
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To win a brown eyed handsome man,
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She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man.
Well, a two, three the count with nobody home
He hit a hi'flyer into the stand.
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A rounded third he was a-headin' for home
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It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game.
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It was a brown eyed handsome man

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