ONE AND ONE MAKES TWO
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Oh the number one is not my favorite number
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Cause one means only me and there's no you
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But one plus one you see makes two that's you and me
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And it's more fun when one and one makes two
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Oh yes one and one makes two at least I'm pretty sure they do
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Oh yes it's true one and one makes two
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(Spoken) Now let me show you what I mean     A-0-2-4----|
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Now you say you want to play upon a seesaw
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You're all alone and you don't know what to do
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Well just go and find a friend and sit him on the other end
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You'll have more fun when one and one makes two
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Oh yes one and one makes two at least I'm pretty sure they do
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Oh yes it's true one and one makes two
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Now you say you want to play a game of baseball
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And you look around and there's no one but you
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Well just find someone you know and he will catch the ball you throw
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You'll have more fun when one and one makes two
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Oh yes one and one makes two at least I'm pretty sure they do
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Oh yes it's true one and one makes two
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(Spoken)Now there's the best reason of all that I like to number two right here   A-0-2-4----| 
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Now everyone needs somebody to share with
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To love and help and care for through and through    
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And there's no one that I've known who can share or love alone
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It's a lot nicer when one and one makes two
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Oh yes one and one makes two at least I'm pretty sure they do
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Oh yes it's true one and one makes two
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I said it's true one and one makes two  One One