XXL--Keith Anderson
Written by Anderson/DiPiero
From the album "Three Chord Country and American Rock & Roll"
Tabbed 5/4/05

Not 100% positive on this, so corrections most definitely welcome.

NOTE: Chords in parentheses are ones you don't have to use, but I think those base notes
are played in those spots.   Can't be certain.   Sounds good without them, too.

INTRO: G (piano part)

G Cadd9  G G/F#  (2x)

G
Well mamma was exhausted after she had me
                              (G/F#)        G
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
C
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
           G                     (G/F#)   G
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
      D                                  
"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
G/
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L"


G  Cadd9

        G
By the second grade I was five foot two
                            (G/F#)   G
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
C
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
        G                           (G/F#)      G
And the coaches had me playin' high school football
      D                             
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL
G/
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L"


CHORUS:
C
Double X-L, double X-L
       G
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C
Double X-L, double X-L
       D (let ring)
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
G/
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L

INTRO

G
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida
                           (G/F#)       G
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California 
    C
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
      G                    (G/F#)      G
They want a real man with meat on his bones
     D                         
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells
           G/
They say "oooh brrrr we love a double X-L"


CHORUS


Kkick ass guitar solo (VERSE chords, but don't stop on last G)


CHORUS


            D
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
     G (let ring)
Why all the girls love a double X-L
G/
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L


INTRO


Triple X-L, too