Rocks Instead Of Rice
Written by Kellie Pickler, Josh Kear & Chris Tompkins
Recorded by Kellie Pickler

(Capo on 1, but a bit high tuning)

Intro.:  --- | (F)  | (C)  | (Am) (G) | (C)  |  x 2

(C)Long (Am)white (F)Limousine (G)pulls up to the (C)church (Am) (F) (G)
A (C)sick (Am)part of (F)me wishes (G)it was a (C)hearse(Am) (F) (G)
I (C)didn't get an (Am)invit-(F)ation but I'm (G)here any-(C)way (Am) (F) (G)
And (C)I (Am)don't (F)care if I'm (G)crashing their (C)big day

(Chorus)
Well, it (F)might not be (Am)too (G)Christian of me
And it (F)might not be (Am)too (G)nice
But I (F)wish we were all (G)just (C)standing around
Throwing rocks(Am) in-(G)stead of (C)rice

(C)Long (Am)white dress, (F) this must (G)be some kinda (C)joke (Am) (F) (G)
(C)Virgin, (Am)please (F) she ain't (G)fooling these folks (C) (Am) (F) (G)
If the (C)three of us were (Am)on Jerry (F)Springer I'd be (G)pulling her hair (C) (Am) (F) (G)
And I'd kick that (C)lying sack of (Am)should've known better (F)
In the (G)you know where (C)

(Chorus)
Well, it (F)might not be (Am)too (G)Christian of me
And it (F)might not be (Am)too (G)nice
But I (F)wish we were all (G)just (C)standing around
Throwing rocks(Am) in-(G)stead of (C)rice

Na na, (F)na na, na na na na, (C)na na, na na na na, (Am)na na, (G)na na na (C)na
Na na, (F)na na, na na na na, (C)na na, na na na na, (Am)na na, (G)na na (C)na

Well, the (Am)vows that they just (G)made sounded sweet and sincere (F)
(Am)Place your bets, my (G)money's on less than a (D)year

(Chorus)
Well, it (F)might not be (Am)too (G)Christian of me
And it (F)might not be (Am)too (G)nice
But I (F)wish we were all (G)just (C)standing around
Throwing rocks(Am) in-(G)stead of (C)rice

(Tag)
Yeah, I (F)wish we were all (G)just (C)standing around
Throwing rocks(Am) in-(G)stead of rice, (C)
Hey, (F)na na, na na na na, (C)na na, na na na na, (Am)na na, (G)na na na (C)na
Na na, (F)na na, na na na na, (C)na na, na na na na, (Am)na na, (G)na na (C)na