Cheaper To Keep Her
By Kevin Fowler
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
12/15/2008


  A                  D                E                 A
I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary
    A                D             E                A
She thought about it long and hard then she said to me 
   A               D                   E             A          
"I’d really like a divorce, think I've finally had enough"
        A              D           E                   A
I said "Honey I wasn't planning on spending quite that much"


Chorus:
          A          D                E             A
Well it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go
  A                 D                      E            A
I just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own
          A           D          E           A 
Well I am damned if I do and I’m damned if I dont
          A          D                G     E          A 
Yeah it’s cheaper to keep her than it is ---to let her go


She handed me the papers that she wanted me to sign
She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line
Its not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heart
You see I’m in love with all my stuff and that’s the hardest part


Chorus


Bridge:
E
I started thinking about it, adding it up
E
The house the boat the car the truck
E
When i see my attorney going to kick his butt
E
For talking me out of that damn pre-nup


Chorus


Chorus