TAKE MY DRUNK ASS HOME
Luke Bryan
Album: TBD
2009, Capitol Nashville
Submitted by: Christopher R.
8:14 PM 3/29/2009

 It's (G) time to take my (C) drunk ass (G) home
 I drank all the whiskey 
 And my (D) money's all (D7) gone
 Hit on (G) all the girls
 Sang (C) every (G) song
 It's time to take my (D) drunk ass (G) home

Well, I (D) worked all week so (C) I could come (G) here
Have a good time and an ice cold (D) beer
But one turned to ten and (C) ten turned to (G) twenty
And twenty plus and empty bottle's (D) too damn many

Repeat Chorus

Well it seems that I've misplaced my shirt
I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt
My fall back plan has done got sad
Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

Repeat Chorus

(C) I sucker punched my best friend
And the (G) bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band
(A) I look like hell
I feel like s**t
(D) I think it's time I (E) call it quits

Key Change

 It's (A) time to take my (D) drunk ass (A) home
 I drank all the whiskey 
 And my (E) money's all (E7) gone
 Hit on (A) all the girls
 Sang (D) every (A) song
 It's time to take my (E) drunk ass (A) home
 
 It's (A) time to take my (D) drunk ass (A) home
 I twisted up my ankle
 Can't (E) find my cell (E7) phone
 Yeah my (A) lip's all busted
 And my (D) bus is (A) gone
 It's time to take my (E) drunk ass (A) home

 If (A) ya'll agree
 Then (D) sing along
 It's (A) time to take my (E) drunk ass (D) home (E) (A)