Neither Did I
Mark Chesnutt
Tradition Lives-2016

Intro: D A

Verse: I
(D) Boys, did you know a woman likes to take long walks
Wants you hangin' on every word (A) while she talks
'Bout (A) feelings and flowers and meanin's of things
An how I'm flunkin' all the quizzes in (D) her magazines
(D) Seems that drinkin' here every Friday night
Is an immature monumental (A) waste of time
Did you (A) know she's finally had enough of me
And (A) all of y'all are the reason why 
Neither did (D) I 

Bridge:
It's all news to (G) me I didn't have a (D) clue
Hey, pass me that (G) beer help me think this (A) through

Chorus:
(D) Boys, did you know if she kicks you out 
She can clean out your savings with a (A) click of the mouse
Did you (A) know there's a room in the back of this bar
With a (A) couch where you can crash for the night
Neither did (D) I 

Break: D A 

Verse: II
(D) Boys, did you know a ceramic vase
Can bounce of a wall and not (A) even break
And one of (A) them plug it in kitchen knives
Can saw four fishin' rods in the (D) blink of an eye
And (D) three short seconds in a microwave
Make damn sure your Haggard C(A)D never plays
Did you (A) know when a woman takes the stand in a dress
Cut to (A) there man, justice ain't blind
Neither did (D) I 

Bridge:
It's all news to (G) me I didn't have a (D) clue
Hey, pass me that (G) beer help me think this (A) through

Chorus:
(D) Boys, did you know if she kicks you out 
She can clean out your savings with a (A) click of the mouse
Did you (A) know there's a room in the back of this bar
With a (A) couch where you can crash for the night
Neither did (D) I 

Tag:
Did you (A) know there's a room in the back of this bar
With a (A) couch where you can crash for the night
When it's (A) quiet current runnin' through neon gets to hummin'
Like a (A) honky-tonk lullaby
Neither did (D) I 

Outro: D A D A