Tom Bodet
by Mark David Manders and Neuvo Tejas


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You and I we've had our problems but I think the counselor's right
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A change in behavior patterns could save the romance in our lives
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So let's load up the stationwagon, drive as far as we can get
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Find ourselves a little Motel 6, and we'll make love like Tom Bodet


(chorus)
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That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door
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I'll day I love you in a monotone, mmm,mmm,mmm,
                           C
And we'll make love like before
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Bring a bottle of champagne, ice it down in the sink
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Use a plastic cup for an ashtray,
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And leave our trash for the maids to clean


I know you've had your reservations about our love in the past
But if we lower our expectations, maybe it won't seem like such a test
So why don't you lock that door behind you
Come here and lay down by my side
And we'll give a whole new meaning to the words "It's checkout time"

(repeat chorus)

(spoken)
I sure am glad we took our marriage counselors advice and came here to this 
Motel 6.  It's kinda like our second honeymoon.  I know it's not the Holiday 
Hilton, but there's color TV and cable, and free coffee in the morning, and, 
oh look, Karate Kid Part 3 is coming on HBO.  Well, we'd better get started, 
because you know how much I hate to miss the beginning of a movie.

That's right we'll leave the light on, you draw the curtain by the door
I'll say I love you in a monotone, mmm,mmm,mmm
And we'll make love on the floor