It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night (That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long)
By Vince Gill & Rodney Crowell
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
rmofle at satx.rr.com
7/12/2004


Capo 1

Intro chords:
D  A  E  A


    A                                       D      A 
She used to call me baby, I thought she was such a lady
    D                  A                    E
But my how things have changed since time's moved on
    A                                       D     A  
I'd give her my last dollar, now all she'll do is holler
       D          A      E       A 
Oh, my life has become a country song



     A#                                       D#     A#
I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me
    D#               A#                        F
And comes to bed at night with that cold cream on 
    A#                                              D#      A#
Sometimes I might feel frisky, but these days it's just too risky
     D#               A#                           F               A#
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long


Chorus:
        F                     A#
All day long, it goes all day long
     C                                      F
If a tree fell in the forest, if she didn't hear it, would I still be wrong
  A#                                      D#         A#
I guess I should admit it, she ain't ever gonna quit it
     D#               A#                                F               A#
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your your ass out all day long


       B                                                  
Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny, 
                             E               B
god you oughta see  what's happened to her hiny (Rodney - her what?) (Vince - Her hiney)

          E                      B                  F#                  
Man, that thing in big enough to land a small plane on (Rodney - small plane) (Vince - I'm telling' ya)
          B                                          E        B
I used to roll her in the clover but thank god those days are over
     E                B                            F#              B
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long


Chorus 2:
        F#                     B
All day long, she moans on and on
       C#                                        F#
If someday they drop the big one, I'd say "Sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone"
         B                               E        B
It's all right if we say it cause the radio won't play on
     E                B                            F#              B
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long


It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long