Naked Sorority Girls
By Palo Alto


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There was this girl, I loved her so
          Em
She was a Kappa Beta Theta Phi Sigma Roe
  C
I took her to Beale Street on a Saturday Night
            D
I found the Southern Comfort seemed to do it just right

Then I took her on a carraige ride
And it started to rain so we went inside
I was hanging out with the Peabody Ducks
Then she pulled out her room key and said “Let's F**k


Chorus:
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Naked Sorority Girls
Em 
Those kinda women just rock my world
     C
They power walk all day and drink all night
         D
You know Daddy's Little Girl will always treat you right
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Naked Sorority Girls
             Em
They're more fun to ride than a Tilt a' Whirl
  C
I don't know if this is how love should be
            D
But when it comes to love its all Greek to me


Seen her walkin' down the road with a bow on her head
"Hey baby what's your f**kin’ major?" "Elementary Ed."
"I don't need a degree, I'm trying to find a man."
Well who needs an education when you've got a tan?
She orders fat free food to keep her body hard
She's running up the bill on Daddy's credit card
Getting the oil changed on the BMW's my baby's biggest fear
She's been through five years of school
She's not once bought her own beer


She wears the sleeveless shirts with the hiking boots
She's got the bleach blonde hair with the jet black roots
I see her all day but she's never in class
She's got a bottle of Ni and got a shake in her ass

Chorus

Tried to get her to come to a late night but she won't go
A couple of her sorority sisters said "Well, Jim you know
She's not that kind of girl, she doesn't sleep around."
But it ain't immoral if its oral, baby go on down
And one took me for a ride in her Mercedes Benz
When up from the back popped a couple of friends
We took a quick drive to Sardis Lake
And in about a half an hour they all three got naked

Had...
Chorus 2:
Three Naked Sorority Girls
Those kinda women just rock my world
Lady keep on power walking all day
You keep on drinkin all night
Because you and your two sisters were sure out of sight
Naked Sorority Girls
They make my eyes roll back, they make my big toes curl
I don't know if this is how love should be
But when it comes to love its all Greek... to me