I Guess I'll Just Stay Married
By Paul Thorn
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
7/13/2014

From video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tWHaId1s8U

Capo 4


      C                C7
I got lucky on my birthday
          F                        C
My wife reluctantly let me have my way
                      C                     A7
She said "This is for you, do what you must do"
                        D
Let me know when you’re through

                       C                       C7
I thought things would change when we tied the knot
               F                       C
But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got
               C             A7   D 
When she say’s no, she means no
     C  F  C   C7
Hell No!


Chorus:
               F                                                   C
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
  A7                              D
I am the poster child for total rejection
F                                 C     C/B  A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry
               D
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G                         C        F  C
So I guess I’ll just stay married


I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain
I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain
He don’t have no fun on that doggy run
He never gets none

He’s got potential if he could get free
But he’s on a short leash just like me
He goes through life with hungry eyes
Watching b***hes go by

Chorus