I Guess I'll Just Stay Married
By Paul Thorn
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
7/13/2014
From video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tWHaId1s8U
Capo 4
C C7
I got lucky on my birthday
F C
My wife reluctantly let me have my way
C A7
She said "This is for you, do what you must do"
D
Let me know when you’re through
C C7
I thought things would change when we tied the knot
F C
But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got
C A7 D
When she say’s no, she means no
C F C C7
Hell No!
Chorus:
F C
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
A7 D
I am the poster child for total rejection
F C C/B A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry
D
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G C F C
So I guess I’ll just stay married
I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain
I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain
He don’t have no fun on that doggy run
He never gets none
He’s got potential if he could get free
But he’s on a short leash just like me
He goes through life with hungry eyes
Watching b***hes go by
Chorus
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