It’s A Great Day (To Me To Whoop Somebody’s Ass)
By Paul Thorn
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
rmofle at satx.rr.com
11/6/2004

As heard on the Bob and Tom Show……


Capo 3 (to sound like recording)

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Have you ever had one of those days when nothin’ goes right
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Your wife starts b***hin’ about whatever it was she was b***hin’ about last night
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So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne
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But after you finish your business, the toilet paper’s gone


Chorus:
            E                   A 
Well it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass
       E               B7
It’s a bad day, so you better get off my back
              E           A   
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
             E                   B7               E 
Cause it’s a great day for me to whoop somebody’s ass


Well I was runnin’ late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray

Chorus

When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette
I’m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget

Chorus