Viagra (live)
By Paul Thorn
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
rmofle at satx.rr.com
12/23/2004


Capo 3

            E                 A                   E
There was a time when I could make love all night long
       E                                   B7
Like a big rooster in the barnyard, I felt strong
    E                             A 
But now my private part needs an emergency jump start
          B7                     E
I’m gonna go to Viagra before it falls


My wife put on a sexy negligee
But I just had to turn the other way
She so full of frustration cause I can’t rise to the occasion
I’m gonna go to Viagra before it falls


Chorus:
           B7                    E
I know I’m not the man I used to be
            F#                       B7
This sudden lack of manly prowess is killin’ my self esteem
      E                                A 
But I feel like such a failure with my broke down genitalia
          B7                     E
I’m gonna go to Viagra before it falls


I know a man who is 96 years old
He poured Viagra in his Jello bowl
But now the old women won’t leave him alone, he’s the king of the nursing home
I’m gonna go to Viagra before it falls