Mama, She’s Lazy
By Pinkard And Bowden
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
rmofle at satx.rr.com
12/30/2004


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Mama I found someone like you said, I took her home
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She has no snout but she’s no doubt the biggest pig I’ve known
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I thought that she would help me out with the laundry and the chores 
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But there are those who won’t wash clothes and guess who’s scrubbing the floors


Chorus:
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Mama, she’s lazy, lazier than me
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And on my couch is where she sits, she’s always gonna be
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I’ve never slept that long, she beats all I’ve ever seen
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Mama, she’s lazy, she’s lazier than me


And mama, you always said, get the lead out of your pants
But that old phrase don’t faze her daze, she’s always in a trance
She’s hung upon the movie stars on the afternoon TV
And now I’m converned she ain’t worth a durn and I can’t even get her to leave


Chorus 2:
Mama, she’s lazy, lazier than me
And on my couch is where she sits, she’s always gonna be
She’s never swept the floors since she swept me off my feet 
Mama, she’s lazy, she’s lazier than me

Ohhhhh, mama she’s lazy, she’s lazier than me