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I'd much rather have frog in my throat    then a porcipine 
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stuck to my face     I'd much rather have a bug in my 
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ear     then a dog makin' love to my leg


A girl asks you home to meet Mommy and Daddy    she say's 
                      A
she thinks that youre nice   but there's trouble ahead and 

you'll wish you were dead if you don't take this friendly 
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advice

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Don't pet the dog  don't pet him whatever you do   'cause 
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he aint been fixed and he knows some tricks that will sure 
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make a fool out of you    don't pet the dog  he gets it 
                G           A
confused with romance  just leave him alone or the next 
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thing you know he'll be asking your ankle to dance
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you say it's o.k.    try to push him away  whats's his 
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name     does he sit up and beg    you try to be cool but 
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you look like a fool with a dog makin' love to your leg  

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Don't pet the dog   he'll boo-boo all over your 
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shoes     'cause he aint been fixed    and he knows some 
                 A7                      D
tricks that will sure make a fool out of you   
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don't pet the dog     he gets it confused with romance 
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just leave him alone    or the next thing you know 
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he'll be asking your ankle to dance    
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don't pet the dog