Three Days Rest
written by Rick Moranis
Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"
3/9/06


CAPO II


INTRO: G  C  G  D  C

G       Em           C
You are some kind of lady
             G                  D
With a Mensa mind and curves to kill
       G   Em              C
I love all the work you've had done on you
        G   D            G
Keep on sendin' me those bills

     G    Em           C
I am glad your serve's improving
           G             D
I love the fabric in the den
          G    Em     C
The Pinot Noir got in Napa
    G       D                 G
Was sublime with your cornish hen


CHORUS:
Em                            D
But I can't give you what you need tonight
Em                D
I just have to confess
Em                     D
It may be hard to make love to you just right
           C             D
'Cause I'm on three days rest


Maybe I'll test drive a Vespa
Forget to shave, collect some art
Reinstate myself at Jack La Laine
Walk the course and lose the cart


CHORUS:
Em                    D
I dont' know if I can be your man tonight
Em                D
I don't mean to obsess
Em                    D
I just don't wanna be anything but right
        C             D
And I'm on three days rest


SOLO: G  Em  C  Em  G  D   G  Em  C  G  C  D


The boys all want me to go rafting
So far no one's taken their phone
I got the whole Lou Rawls collection
To keep you company while you're alone


CHORUS:
Em                       D
And when I get back here tomorrow
Em                     D
I'll be bestin' my own best
Em                            D
I'll be somethin' that you've never seen before
        C            D
I'll be on four days rest


SOLO: Em  D   Em  D


There was a time my eye would wander
But my heart was always still
I chose this life I will not squander
What I can save with just a pill


CHORUS:
Em                       D
So I surfed around and I found this site
Em             D
Just arrived UPS
Em                        D
I'm gonna be able to make love to you tonight
           C           D
Right here in our love nest
     C   D  N/C        G    Em  C
Even on.....three days rest

           G    Em  C
Three days rest
           G    Em  C
You're the best
           G    Em  C
Three days rest
           G    Em  C
Three days rest


OUTRO: G  Em  C (3x)  G