Letter To My Penis
By Rodney Carrington
D G A D
Dear penis, I don’t think I like you anymore
G A
You used to watch me shave
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Now all you do is stare at the floor
G A D
Ohh dear penis I don’t like you anymore
G A D
Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
G A D
That’s all we needed to get by
G A D
Now it seems things have changed, I think you’re the one to blame
G A D
Dear penis I dont like you anymore
Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin’
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney I don't like you anymore
Why cant we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms of truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We’d just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all
G A D
Oh, and Rodney, while yer shavin’, shave my balls
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