Rodney Carrington
Pickup Truck Song

G C D G
G 	                     C
Gettin married to my pickup truck
             D 	  	  	          G
It never leaves me when I’m down on my luck
                              C
It doesn’t show at fancy stores
                D
Or have a lawyer or want a divorce 

G 	  	  C
It doesn’t care if I stay out late
    D 	  	             G
It doesn’t b***h about the money I make
 	  	  C
We’ll be together till the end
 	 D                
It won’t sleep with my best friend

C 	  	      D
I’m gonna get down on one knee
C 	  	  	  D
And ask my truck if it will marry me
C 	            D
I’ll never drive another car
C 	  	            D
We’ll honeymoon at the Titty Bar

G 	  	     C
I’m gonna have the time of my life
        D 	  	 
The exhaust pipe is tighter than my ex-wife’s
G 	  	         C
Ya think I’m crazy but listen to this
         D
I can bring home a hooker and it won’t get pissed no
G 	  	      C
Wedding ring won’t cost me a buck 
D 	  	  	 
When I get married to my pick up 
             G
Pick up truck.

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