The Drinking Song
Recorded by Rodney Carrington

Intro.:  | (G)  | (G)  | (C)  | (C)

My work day's (C)done, go grab a (F)shower, let's hit the (G)pub, it's happy (C)hour
If we get bombed, who gives a (F)damn, I'm not as (G)drunk as you think I (C)am

Those chicks right (C)there don't look too (F)good, but three more (G)beers, I think I (C)would
It's either them or my right (F)hand, I'm not as (G)think as you drunk I (C)am!

(Chorus)
So (F)buy another (C)round, we'll sit right (G)here and drink 'em (C)down
Get every-(F)one, another (C)beer, you'll have to (D)kick us outta (G)here

Say, are you (C)girls waitin' on your (F)friends, what did you (G)say, you're lesbi-(C)ans
Bartender cancel those two (F)drinks, I'm not as (G)am as you drunk I (C)think

This beer is (C)movin' like a (F)train, I think my (G)lizard needs a (C)drain
But first I'll have a double (F)shot, I'm drunk you (G)think as you am is (C)not

(Chorus)
So (F)buy another (C)round, we'll sit right (G)here and drink 'em (C)down
Get every-(F)one, another (C)beer, you'll have to (D)kick us outta (G)here

Inst.:  | (C)  | (C)  | (F)  | (F)  | (G)  | (G)  | (C)  | (C)  |
        | (C)  | (C)  | (F)  | (F)  | (G)  | (G)  | (C)  | (C)

This bathroom's (C)nice as it can (F)be, it's got four (G)walls, I've puked on (C)three
Oops, here comes more, I'll use the (F)sink, I'm not as (G)drunk as you am I (C)dink

I put that (C)bouncer right in his (F)place, I smacked his (G)elbow with my (C)face
He's lucky that it's closin (F)time, drunk am is (G)not as you think you (C)I'm

(Chorus)
So (F)buy another (C)round, we'll sit right (G)here and drink 'em (C)down
Get every-(F)one, another (C)beer, you'll have to (D)kick us (G)outta (C)here (F) (C) -----